Thursday, July 3, 2008

Shearly Perfect

What's Jack up to? A person would never know that Jack went to obedience training with the way he tries to attack all delivery men and workers that come to my house. I do apologize to the electricians that came by and got scared out of their wits by my Yorkie yesterday. I swear he's all bark. Well mostly.

First off I just want to say: I WANT COFFEE!!!!!! WITH MILK AND SUGAR!!!! A big ol super iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts would be nice and heavenly. Freakin herbal tea ain’t cuttin’ it. Can you tell I’m getting cranky in the cleanse? And in further proof the DH only occasionally scans my blog, and only half listens to me, he came home with an ice coffee for me from Starbucks last night. What a sweet DH enabling he is. Crack would have been easier to resist. But resist I did. UGH!!! Lord help me! Ok rant over. See me in 10 minutes for my next rant.

Yay for Sheer Genius! It’s still so much fun.
The shortcut challenge was taking clients hair from long to short and Daniel as the winner last week picked first and the order. Then before time ran out Jaclyn said scissors down and the guest judge, the witch Tabitha from last season arrived full of vim and venom. Screech!
I loved all the back talk on the walk through with Tabitha. My what a talkative crew this is! The Shortcut winner was Charlie but I thought it should have been Nicole the runner up.

The elimination Challenge causes squeals of delight. It’s the Real Housewives of Orange County! Daniel turns out to be a total groupie and a bit nuts, dressing to watch Lauri’s wedding on TV. I love that amount of crazy.

The housewives are lots of fun to watch especially Vicki who seems thrilled to be back in the spotlight again. Whoo Hoo!

Kim Vo coined the phrase Blonderexic last night if I heard correctly while crunching on my sugar free energy bite. Perfect. As if he's one to talk.

The Winner of the challenge was Charlie! It was his night.
The loser this week is...Parker. But not before Daniel has a little melt down and Charlie is a witchy. Ouch!



Brown Girl Gumbo said...

I haven't had a chance to tune in to this season of Sheer Genius, but I will catch up this weekend!

Btw, I can't wait for the Real Housewives of Atlanta!! It's going to be the best season ever!!

Kwana said...

Oh I didn't know they were doing the ATL, Brown Girl. Yay!!!

David Dust said...

Dearest Kwana -

I think Daniel and Charlie are going to BATTLE this season on "Top Haircut".

CLICK HERE for DavidDust's Shear Genius recap.


mommythe said...

look at the power of kwana over ice coffee!!!! you can do it! maybe you should think of a reward you can give yourself if you go thru the whole cleanse.... a nice prada bag perhaps or a trip to dylan lauren's candy store?

Kwana said...

David I can't wait to read your recap. They are are going to do battle. It should be loads of fun.

Great idea Mommy the robot. I'll have to think of something not too expensive and without so much sugar. I'm giving myself a break for July 4th but not going crazy. Grilling veggies and doing my best.

N said...

Hey, send that abandoned iced coffee down the street should that happen again. I'll take it off your hands.

And how the HECK are you going to get through BBQ time on a cleanse? What are you doing, lady.

Kwana said...

I have no idea N. I may have to let it go a bit for the day. Ms. Feston said lean in and if you fall off get back on that's what I'm doing.

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